O Master mine, what are you needing?
Just stay and find your Tony speeding
   That can charm both high and low.
Con no further Condaleesa,
All Jack did was done to please her,
   As your father's son, you'd know.
What I've now, is not my future,
Present pose, brings farther stature:
   Laws I broke, I can break twice.
In New Europe lies are plenty,
So elect me, five and twenty,
   Downing Street will scarce suffice.

                    (Apologies to William Shakespeare)