EXPERIENCE

Tony and Dubya and Jack Straw and such
Never knew nothing and never knew much.
Howard and Powell, though different of kidney,
Prated fake freedom from DC to Sydney.
Rice, Hoon and Rumsfeld and such horse's asses
Farted of weapons for oilfields and gasses.
Embedded reptiles and similar fry
Never said, "No, sir", but only, "How high?".
Leaders That Trash Laws exceed my endurance
Vivé la de Villepin, Old Europe's assurance!

                    (Apologies to Dorothy Parker)